ChaseBordeaux

why do i do things that piss me off?... fuck.

happy national drug test day ;D

WAKEY WAKEY MOTHER puckerS!!!

Whos ready to see jon jones woop rashad evans ass? cmonn saturday

the only thing i keep thinking about is "one more day of work then im off... pheww"

1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from?2nd Eskimo: Alaska1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself!

act of valor is one of the best war movies i've seen. if you haven't seen it. do.

if i was your boyfriend, i'd never let ya go.

im up way before i have to, and i don't even have work. FUCK.

last thing i remember was jumping in bed then BAM its time for work.

you cant find love with 2 d*cks in your mouth. lmfao

HEY!! what arre you doing in my yard?!? Get out of here all you boys!! Im just trying to make a milkshake.

can I getta reeeeeheeeee-heeeeeehhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeehhheeeeeeereeeehhhheeeeeeeeeeeeerhee-fill

I love beer almost as much as kim kardashian loves black men...

fuck rain

the hardcore way to eat ramen noodle1. Boil water2. Eat block of noodles3. Drink boiling water4. Snort the flavor powder5. Fuck bitches.

someone text me that hasn't texted me in a long ass time to catch up, im too lazy to look thru my phone for people

nother day nother dollar

side effects include Heart reversal, navel discharge, skin faliure, full body shrinkage, reincarnation, spontaneous combustion, planned combustion, male pregnancy, post-modern apathy, black plague, deja vu, alien abduction, prenatal baldness, homocidal manial, dry mouth, dry blood, sissyness, loss of all emotion and assimilation into the hive mind, addiction, bad hair days, severe addiction, the need to sell your body on the street to feed that addiction, deja vu, lumbago, Saint Vitus dance,...

im not just gonna date anyone, you have to prove to me that your worth it.

so sleep deprived I feel drunk

no sleep, 2 days working straight 12 hour days...

still at the hospital, so tired, works gonna suck, I turned a soda bottle sideways and slept on it and a hard ass floor.......... but its all worth it for anniston.

Good luck today kara, cant wait to see my new neice anniston j bordeaux!

the geico gecko made an impression of a chicago person.. got me so weak