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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Breaking Benjamin is awesome.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Mardi Gras Nationals kind of sucked compared to last year.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Wow, lots of spam to read through. I think I read about 50 pages or so.
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    Would-be Darwin Award Winner

    This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers Compensation board. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he\'d have received a Darwin Award for sure....... Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put \"poor planning\" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later were found to be slightly in excess of 500lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks. You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135lbs. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explained the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar bone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report form. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to my weight. As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several lacerations of my legs and lower body. Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs. I hope this answers your inquiry.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Last time I got my oil changed I used Mobil 1 Super Synthetic and a WIX filter. Good stuff.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Kind of slow around these parts...
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    Realistically unlimited budget system: What would

    I would probably get what I have right now. Anything else would be overkill for me. Kind of crazy when I have my dream car and dream system.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    I don't know if my boy is capable of gettin some hoes over but i'll see, lol. I don't really have a camera though and I dont feel like runnin around drunk with somebody elses camera. Bad combo.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    I'll drink enough for everybody tomorrow night. Keg party at my friend's house. 2 kegs for a little get together. Should make for some fun times. All of my high school friends will be there.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Sounds sweet
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    I'm thinking alt-s has something to do w/ multiple posts but where do you use it at. I think you would have to have no fc on for it though.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Ok... I think I'm spent...
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    18k... :yoji: :musik05:
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    Just about there........... 1
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    And............. 2
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    It's ticking down... 3
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    One more minute of flood control to beat... 4
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Will anyone else come here and steal my glory? Hope not... 5
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    Yea that looks a lot better... 6 more to go.
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    I think I may be off with that count... lets bring it down to 7 left...
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    9 more posts...
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    10... what does alt-s do, I have heard everybody say it before but i never figured it out.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    11... Flood Control sucks...
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