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Here is a PM I got on LS1.com To the best drivers on earth: The Ultimate Rally is the world championship of street racing. 7 days, 3000 miles, 200mph and US$ 2 million prize money. If you are a fast driver with a powerful car & balls of steel checkout our official website: http://www.ultimate-rally.com The Ultimate Rally is limited to 100 cars and the entry fee is US$ 30,000. See our terms & conditions and apply here: http://www.ultimate-rally.com/application.html Join our official Forums at http://board.ultimate-rally.com and learn more about this next generation Cannonball Run. Greetings, Kimble Founder of the Ultimate Rally. www.kimble.org
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Pure insanity.
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100 super cars - 200 skilled drivers - 3000 miles - 7 days - 2 million US dollars prize money. This is The Ultimate Rally! My name is Kim Schmitz and on behalf of the organizers of the inaugural Ultimate Rally, the world championship of street racing, I invite you to be part of an unprecedented experience not yet seen in any lifetime. Who is Kim Schmitz you ask? As you can see on my personal web site, I am not normal. I am a successful individual with the talent and credentials to create this high quality and exciting Ultimate Rally. I can make fantasy a reality. My philosophy is to experience paradise during this lifetime and not "maybe" after. I am taking full advantage of my timeslot in this world and I encourage you to do the same. Crucial parts of my philosophy are extreme experiences and emotions. In pursuit of vehicular nirvana, I have participated in street racing events like Gumball 3000 and others. I have had a good time in these rallies, but I have not been entirely satisfied. All of my past experiences have evolved into a new event format which will be "the perfect one" for driving enthusiasts. The Ultimate Rally. The Ultimate Rally will cater to the more sophisticated thrill-seeking soul. The Ultimate Rally will be the drive of your life. You will have to be of a certain breed, someone who can deal with the unexpected, the stress and the adrenaline. The Ultimate Rally will be one of the last real physical and mental challenges with a touch of rebellion. The Ultimate Rally organizers promise you highly proficient management that will ensure one of your top ten lifetime experiences. You have my personal guarantee. Feel free to surf our web site and learn more about The Ultimate Rally. I am looking forward to approving your application. At the conclusion of the Ultimate Rally there will be two days of Ultimate Party. Kim "Kimble" Schmitz
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Owned <{POST_SNAPBACK}> have a nice bowl of shut it stew ! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How about gumbo?
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And second degree burns>me
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I am thinking about just disabling the lighta in my steering wheel remote. Soldering LEDs to a circuitboard>me
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if youve ever watched Barney then you would know there is a song too.. Ohh, were lookin in the barney bag whay will we find today ? gizmoz and gadgets odds and ends, we'll see what we can find today somethign like that, been a few years <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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What car did you end up gettin kent?
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Whats up w/ the roses?
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Grabbed a hot soldering iron a little while ago... Doesn't feel good.
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Yep. Too bad it is raining. I won't be able to compare the difference until it dries up
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Yeah, that was in Grand Cayman. We took a 30-45 minute boat ride to this sand bar that was smack in the middle of the ocean, no land anywhere near it. Tons of stingrays everywhere. I got to feed a few of them. The things are like vacuum cleaners. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I went there. Stingray City. Only thing different was I was scuba diving down with the stingrays and feeding them out of my hand. Cool stuff. I tried to catch a ride on one but it didn't work.
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Got the cutout welded on. Vroom Vroom.
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Until then everybody is S.O.L.
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And thursday I will smoke my corner lenses and side marker lenses. Friday I will get the car tinted Saturday I will paint the calipers and wash the car and have some pics...
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Tomorrow I will be getting my oil changed, cutout welded on, shift light installed, passenger side tint taken off, and headlights painted.
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So far I have tweaked my system a bit, changed my gauges to silver w/ the blue led's behind it, changed the rest of my interior lights to blue sans the steering wheel remote led's, and stripped some tint off of my drivers side window.
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Lots of work finished but no pics
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How do you get a clown off of a unicycle? Hit him in the face with a pick-axe. What is the only bad thing about eating Wendy's French Fries? The fact your eating out of a thirteen year old red heads box. Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? They keep falling through the holes in his hands. A nun walks by a bar and then all of a sudden a drunk man walks out and starts beating the crap out of the nun; people start gathering around and break it up, then the drunk man gets up stagering and mumbles, "I told you Batman wasn't that tough." Why does a dog lick his nuts? Because he can. How can you tell if your sperm count is high?? Your girlfriend needs to chew before she can swallow... A seven year old Cleveland, OH boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, so the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge then decided to allow the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was eventually granted to the Cleveland Browns, as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone. A father had to take his daughter to the gynecologist. After her check-up, the doctor spoke with the father. "Mr. Anderson, is your daughter sexually active"? "No. She just lays there like her mother"! What is the best part of a blow job? The 5 minutes of silence. Wife reading newspaper: Honey, what do you think about this new abortion bill? Husband: Pay it. Q- why does Donovan mcnabb's mom always serve the Eagles chunky noodle soup in a cup? A- when the Eagles get to the bowl they choke
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I have to say I enjoy your photography. Almost every picture on your site looks professional and the ones that you post in your sig are amazing. Just thought I would say good work man
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Adding Emoticons to the arsenal
02BlackOnBlackSS replied to Aaron Clinton's topic in News, Announcements, and Lobby
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Sweet... welcome.