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    HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES Dear Airlines, Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers ! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss ? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that they could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.' Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. So, hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this ? Why do I still have to do everything myself ? Sincerely, Bill Clinton
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    Just caught up on the 'hop and just got back from Bowling Green, Kentucky. Our team dominated, first by quite a bit.
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    Fake fur... *or primer/paint*
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    Ordered some n-large2, maybe I can finally gain some damn weight. Fat people hate me.
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    You should look into the Ariel Atom. Im sure that is enough production car/ toy to scratch your itch. I think Sean wants something he can roadtrip in instead of a around the town playtoy car.
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    On a good note though, I get to take the good truck, '04 3/4ton HD 4x4 Chevy w/ the 6.0L. The downside is its an ext cab with a full size bed which means it dosen't turn for chit.
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    Top^^
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    So I stay home for 2 weeks and now everyone is calling me wondering what I'm doing, if I can go out and what not... Blah, while I was in manhattan there was fricking noone there, now everyone wonders where I'm at. I get to move a friend out of her now ex boyfriends house, this should be interesting to do. They were engaged, moved together, and now they are split up and I get called to move the big crap because I drive a truck. I plan on getting in there, geting the crap and getting the hell outa that. No way in hell I'm getting in the middle of a domestic disupte...
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    *psst* Kent, did you see this? Don't mean to be a nag at all though. nope, not nagging. i never saw it... i get to work on something tonight and try to have it done by the weekend. any size constraints? favorite fonts? wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Size constrainsts... hmmmm, maybe under 6" across. Not real sure, It'll probably go on my side. I don't have any favorite fonts at all, although I am somewhat of a fan of the gothic, old type stuff. No hurry on it, I'm not sure how much computer time I'll have between now and the 10th, going to Bowling Green, Kentucky for a pistol match and not sure if I'll be able to use internet at all.
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    Boondock Saints!!! Love that movie Oh and go buy those Klipsch.
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    I do believe during downtime in my trip to Bowling Green, Kentucky I am going to try to make/design a 4th order LR crossover with BSC for my MTM's that I built. Mainly for chits and giggles.
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    Moved hay all day, then went into town and saw some friends, drank some beer, and watched some fireworks. Hardly anyone in town this year compared to last, kinda sucked but we made up for it with fireworks Especially since none of them I bought.
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    Nice, what engine does it have? The 6.0 or the Duramax?
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    Insulate them, and make sure they don't short out.
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    I shall call them, frankenpods

    I'd say frankenpods is a good name for them.
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    *psst* Kent, did you see this? Don't mean to be a nag at all though.
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    And she loves cars, huge chevy girl. I call dibs on her. I would definitely fight your for her... lol. I choose the weapon, and my choice is pistols. You lose. I'll go ahead and say that now.
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    Stick a fork in me, I'm done. Catch ya'll later.
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    And she loves cars, huge chevy girl. I call dibs on her.
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    Looks like new axles in a IRS setup? Whats it from?
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    Give her ye olde IDB instead. One of the chicks I know I swear I'm going to do that to one of these days. She is just f'ing stupid and she Pisses me off and I can hardly stand to be around her. She is good for somethings but she just needs to shut her mouth (or have something in it). If she wouldn't talk she'd be great.
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    My last install in my pickup was just turn the f'er up because my amount of caring for the sub is so low it dosen't even exist. Now that truck dosen't even run anymore.
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    I vote for kicking his arse, twice.
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    "what's wrong?" "nothing..." "uhuh......." I HATE that word 'nothing'...
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    bad photo but you get the idea.
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