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Or I could just call in and say fuck work.

And crap, now I have to go to work.

Never been that messed up on a Monday before. I was gone...

Just noticed that too.

Last night turned from Ryan gets home from hauling a truck load of wood and taking a shower, drinking a beer and eating supper to throwing an impromptu party because Erica was having a bad day and boke up with her boyfriend... Which involved me drinking beer, then switching to an entire fucking bottle of wine because a friend of mine was drinking wine and can't let him drink alone. Then wake up next to Erica in my bed, who went to sleep there because she was tired as hell, but its my damn bed so why not crawl in.

Yep, have no idea wtf I typed earlier....

Holy shit last night was interesting...

Qin'at college great???

Have you ever had those nights where your complteltyl fucked up on a week night with a woman passed out in your bec and dyou don't know why??? Thtat is like gotnigh, when you've drank hald dozen beers, a bottle of white whine, and and a caouple more beers and shots for the hell of it... Yea.... thats tonight....

God I love impromptu parties.

Theres a 3d modeling machine in the mechanical shop if I remember correctly.

Its not gonna happen.

Do you own anything in .22lr?

My house is a damn funny farm.

Learned today when you are with two females at a restaurant and they give one dollar bills and a condom as a tip, you get funny looks from the waiter.

Good lord, I swear our house could be a psychology masters thesis paper. I kid you not. Booze is not needed.

If I didn't know better, I would lay cash money down that said my roommate did drugs; a lot.

I mean because every sane person randomly hears fireworks and runs into their roommates room yelling "Ahhh, Charlie is here, take cover, run to the bunker" and thinks its hysterical.

Well today was an odd day, it isn't every day that you get told by one of your best friends that she would totally fuck you if you weren't like her brother.

My roommate is the weirdest son of a bitch ever. EVER.

I've had avatars and sigs off for a couple months now Yeah I've had sigs off ever since I started coming back here a few months ago. But I rather enjoyed the girl avatars I've had sigs off for a long ass time, cleans the page up quite a bit.

Oh god. I had one in the window well of my basement room in my mom's house when I went back there last week. Drove me crazy. I'd tap on the window and it'd shut up for a minute. Sometimes that was long enough for me to fall back asleep so I wouldn't notice it for a while and wake up again. Shoulda just went outside and stomped the damn thing. I remember my roommate out there last summer waging war in his boxers and boots in the wee hours of the morning, cracked my shit up.

Your dogs are big enough to require license plates? One is named Bear and the other Shredder. I think they could get away with it Somehow I know they aren't going to be the little tiny fluffy dog with a badass name like Bear and Shredder, I'm assuming the dog fits the name.

Crickets outside my house piss me off...

Hmmm, care to give any more particulars on the shrimp? that sounds absolutely delicious.