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My new range should be delivered this morning! Funny the shit you get exited about when you get older.

The world needs garbage men and janitors to you. Just sayin.

Happy B-day Homie!!

Don't fuck up the brisket Mikey

Maynard can suck his own dick and has from what I hear. I think the only reason I consider undertow a Bible is the first time I heard it was on a half strip of LSD

Sad considering I see undertow as a Bible.

I guess it was a band called Pusifer. So perfect circle and Pucifer suck.

Current appointment went straight went from a deer toe to a moose toe... With no fucking teeth at that.

You also make the most of the days you aren't there. J True statement J. Most ppl laugh that I even call what i do a job. On another note, I had a vision you would become a stand up comic. lol Lol maybe I'll go to an open mike night and give it a shot. J No kidding J. You are a natural at making people laugh. My secret to making six figures is find a hobby you enjoy... and exploit that shit.

Well there's your problem… Quit being a fucking TV baby.

On the road again...(enter Casio sound here), just can't wait to get on the road again... Hehe

Thinking Hawaii in December again. Kauai was awesome... But thinking a different island this time. ALWAYS up for a new adventure!! Still have about 20 states I need to visit, before I fuck with a passport.

I am still fucking pissed nobody invited me to finals in Nashville this fucking year. I need a trip away in a bad fucking way.

Was tattooing right under the boobie. So naturally one elbow is grinding into her hip and crotch, while I work it.

God I hate perfect fucking circle.

Squirrley girl!!!

On break… The current girl is a Squirrley one:D And has the hips that I would let her squirrel all over me!!

I would feel it more if you sent it to me!

Had to jam that one in the Honda! Motherfucker is a snappy one!!

Are you doing the photography Nem?

Love the Hi-hats!! Great jam to start off the day!!

You also make the most of the days you aren't there. J True statement J. Most ppl laugh that I even call what i do a job. On another note, I had a vision you would become a stand up comic. lol

You also make the most of the days you aren't there. J I'm just glad I already had Ebola as a child.

I normally would just have sex at night while my sperm was asleep. Didn't want to end up with twins either... That's 18 months she would be pregnant.

I think my vasectomy was only like 7 or 800.